University of Oregon School of Law

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 04.08.15

* “Take it from me, dealing with the complex criminal legal system can be difficult and intimidating for most people." This ex-Troutman Sanders partner may be facing nine felony charges, but who cares? He's starting his own firm. [Am Law Daily] * It's kind of cute when law school deans lie to themselves to make themselves feel better. For example, the dean of Oregon Law says now is "excellent" time go to go law school, and he doesn't make decisions “based on what moves the rankings needle.” [Daily Emerald] * Per the latest Altman Weil survey, the first quarter of 2015 was one of the best ever for law firm mergers. The pace with which law firms merged was the second-quickest since the company started tracking mergers to begin with in 2007. [Philadelphia Inquirer] * The Rutgers Board of Governors has approved of the proposed merger between Rutgers-Newark and Rutgers-Camden Law. Now they just have to wait for the ABA's rubber stamp, which they'll obviously get -- the ABA would rubber stamp a shoe. [NJ Advance Media] * "[T]he law is a noble profession – but it’s also an oversubscribed one, due in large part to excessive federal lending." Maybe if the government stopped handing out student loans like candy, law schools would be forced to lower their tuition rates. [Washington Post] * The University of Virginia's chapter of Phi Kappa Psi is definitely going to try to sue Rolling Stone over its fraternity gang-rape story, but the question is whether "bad journalism [will] amount to legal liability." What do you think about this? [WSJ Law Blog]

By Staci Zaretsky
Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 03.10.15

* "A senior Queens judge allowed a bawdy Viagra-themed light-switch cover to remain in his courtroom for at least a year — even after a female lawyer complained that it was inappropriate for court." Obviously, there will be a contingent trying to write this off as "just a joke" and asking everyone to "relax," but seriously, how is ANY joke lightswitch cover appropriate in a courtroom? Let alone a penis switch. [NY Post] * Teen burglars started sniffing the powder they stole thinking it was cocaine. Instead, it was cremated ashes. It's part Cocaine Cowboys and part Six Feet Under. [The Smoking Gun] * No one can predict how much tuition will rise over the next several years. But this offers the next best thing: an interactive tool to chart how much each school's tuition has changed over the last few years. [Bar Exam Stats] * We've featured some of Richard Hsu's interviews in this space. The Recorder sat down with the Shearman & Sterling partner to discuss his podcast. [The Recorder] * Elie went on HuffPo today to discuss the phenomenon of law schools dropping the LSAT. [HuffPo Live] * Former Wilmer litigator and 10th Circuit clerk John Ford has a new book out called The Cipher (affiliate link). It's about the NSA harassing an innocent American citizen. Or as the rest of us call it, "a Tuesday." [Amazon] * In sad news, Dave Frohnmayer, former Oregon Attorney General, dean of Oregon Law School, and President of the University of Oregon passed away at 74. On a personal note, he was extremely supportive when I resuscitated the South Eugene debate program (where his daughters had earlier debated) before I went off to law school. Rest in peace. [The Oregonian] * Have you ever wondered about litigation finance and thought, "if only someone would make a cartoon to explain it all to me" then you're in luck. [LFC360] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrQklMvyuOM

By Joe Patrice
Celebrities

Morning Docket: 10.14.14

* Law schools are in trouble, but Cooley Law is “going strong” — after all, only “28 percent of last year’s graduates at its Michigan campuses failed to land jobs as lawyers within nine months.” You’re really doing it wrong. [Tampa Bay Times] * This guy broke into the University of Oregon School of Law three times, and all he got were these computers for hipsters and a crappy 11-year sentence. (He should’ve broken into the football facility for better loot.) [Register-Guard] * Should you go to law school if you know for a fact that you don’t want to be a lawyer? This is the type of question that would render your ATL editors unable to even. [Law Admissions Lowdown / U.S. News] * Amanda Bynes has been placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold, and people suddenly care about mental health law. It’s sad that it takes a celebrity to make people care about these issues. [WSJ Law Blog] * Marijuana is making its way to the ballot in some states this November, but before you vote, here’s a primer on where it’s legal to smoke weed, where it might be, and where it’s not. [Washington Post]

By Staci Zaretsky